This tee is your quiet rebellion uniform. Your “don’t mistake my calm for weakness” manifesto.
It’s for the soul who speaks softly, moves deliberately, and rolls with the tide— yet is chronically underestimated. The one who was labeled sloth for moving at her own pace, who climbs above the chaos and watches as others mistake her peace for passivity. The one they call “chill” — until she’s not.
Our sloth rides the waves of life knowing the real flex is living with intention. She doesn’t need to prove anything to anyone. She just is.
Wear it when you want the world to know: You’re not sweet. You’re not harmless. You’re just giving them the gift of your restraint.
SISURF — F*ck around and find out
Soft, lived-in, and made to move with you, this garment-dyed 100% cotton tee feels like it’s been yours forever. A relaxed fit that carries the ease of salt and sun — perfect layered up, dressed down, or gifted to someone who deserves a little sass stitched into their everyday.
